IN RESPONSE TO Awful who said: Thought the Dackel-Spalding encounter was a little too graphic. I prefer a bit more romance.

AskiKa: Well spalding threatened me with his so called world-wide global crime syndicate, said that I killed his brother (BULLSHIT) and the noob even posted screenshots on gamereplays.org talking shit about me behind my back to mirage, etc... THEY WHERE ACTING AS IF I WAS A TEN YEAR OLD CHILD IN THEIR MINDS... PA-FUCKING-THETIC... HOW THE HELL DO THEY EXPECT ME TO FEEL? OFFER THEM SOME FUKIN CANDY? NO GO LOL...)

SORRY AWFUL, BUT THIS STAYS, SPALDING HAS DONE SOME DOWN-RIGHT DIGUISTING MENTALITY AND ATTITUDE TO MYSELF. HE MUST SUFFER LOL. (UNLESS HE PROMISES TO STOP RAPING WOMBATS... THEN I WILL EASE OFF LOL)

UPDATE, SPALDING HAS PROMISED TO STOP RAPING WOMBATS SO I WILL SIMPLY LEAVE THIS HERE IN FUN, I HAVE ACCEPTED SPALDING'S APOLOGY BECAUSE HE CONCEDE3S HE IS A GERMAN PENIS HEAD WALKING AROUND TALKING SHIT ALL DAY LONG IN THE EFFORTS OF RAPING INNOCENT GAMERS ONLINE, HELL...

AREN'T WE ALL? LMFAO :) HEHEHEHEHEHE

CAN'T WE JUST ALL BE FRIENDS? FFS LOL...

LINK

WARNING, THIS ARTICLE IS IN RESPONSE BETWEEN TWO ADULTS... OoE^Spalding and AskiKaOwnzYou...

THIS IS A COMICAL JOKING "SKIT" AIMED SOLELY AT SPALDING THE DUMB CUNT FOR TALKING SHIT IN GENERALS AND ACTING LIKE A DUMB MAFIOSO MOTHER FUCKER AND THREATENING MANY CHILDREN (INCLUDING ME) WHICH HE KEEPS PRETENDING ARE KIDS/CHILDREN BUT ARE NOT)... THEREFORE, SPALDING MUST PAY, THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT NOOB... ENJOY LMFAO...

RUMOURS ARE CIRCULATING THAT OoE^Spalding (AKA WOMBAT LOVER, COUGH RAPSIT, COUGH CRAPPY MH NOOB GAMER) ARE IN LOVE WITH DACKEL, AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE PICTURE BELOW, DACKEL IS VERY LOVELY 'PRETTY BOY" AND SPALDING'S "NATURAL GERMAN TENDANCY" IS TO PUMP ANY HOLE FULL OF "SEA MEN' THAT HE CAN FIND, SO OFCOURSE WHEN DACKEL (THE OTHER DAY) TRIES TELL SPALDINGS TO SHINE HIS BOOTS, CLEAN HIS TOILET AND FETCH HIM A COLA, SPALDING TAKE IT WRONGLY AND INSTEAD EXPOSE HIS PENIS TO DACKEL MOUTH, BUT BECAUSE DACKEL IS A STUPID DICHT NOOB, HE DECIDES NO THANKS, SO SPALDING WAS THEN SEEN "FURIOUSLY STABBY DACKEL'S EYES OUT WITH HIS FAT PENIS, LIKE HIT FAT BALD, WOMBAY FACE, THAT IS WHY SPALDNG MUST WEAR GLASSES, DID YOU KNOW EVERYONE? IF SPALDING = NO GLASSES, THEN SPALDING'S PENIS BREAK HIS RIB CAGE TO 'STABBY, STABBY' HIS EYE BALLS OUT.

LAST WE CHECKED, DACKEL WAS ON THE GROUND AND HIS ANUS HOLE WAS BLEEDING A WEIRD BROWNISH RED COLOUR? (I DON'T KNOW, YOU TELL ME???) LOL...

SEE PICTURE BELOW? THAT WAS ABOUT TEN MINUTES BEFORE RAPIST OoE^Spalding DECIDE HE ALSO WANT 'SUGOR' ON THE BUNS. LOLOLOLOL.

TO SUMMARIZE, OoE^Dackel and OoE^Spalding also share room today with OoE^LeTigre And OoE^Mirage, but mirage have to kick them out, because he get sick Spalding creeping up behind his bum and "ACCIDENTLY RUBBING IT AND THEN BUMP RISE AND THEY BOTH STUCK IN BATHROOM, SO SPALDING MUST GRAB MIRAGE HIPS AND SAY 'EXCUSE ME", SORRY TOUGH YOU, BUT YOU NICE SHAPE, YOU BE WORKING OUT? WANNA CATCH A MOVIE? IT IS DARK THERE... NO ONE SEE US'...

MIRAGE'S RESPONSE:  "FUCK OFF YOU GAY FUCKING QUEER, YOU ARE SOOO LUCKY YOU CAN OWN AskiKa, OTHERWISE I BOOTS YOUR NOOB ASZ FROM THE CLAN, OH YEAH, AND STOP RAPING CHILDREN DACKEL'S ANUS, HE SAYS HE HAS HAVE ENOUGH 'CREAM PIES' AND I DON'T THINK HE BELIEVES THAT TOILET PLUNGER IS ACTUALLY MEANT TO BE PRODDED UP HIS ARSE ALL NIGHT LONG ANYMORE, HE THINKS YOU ARE LYING TO HIM THAT IT IS NECESSITY 'MEDICLA ANTI-GAY PROCEDURE'...

SPALDING'S RESPONSE: 

WARNING, WARNING, RED ALERT!!!

DACKEL 'BITCH SLAPS" SPALDING AND STADSUP TO SPALDING, DACKEL SAYS TO SPALDING "YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME", BUT NOW I KNOW YOU ONLY LOVED ME FOR MY SEX, WHAHHHH, WHAHHHHH, SOOK SOOK, LOL... DACKEL STUMBLES BACK TO HIS BEDROOM TO (DACKEL ASS NO STOPPITY BLEEDING SOOKY-DICHT NOOOOOB~!)!!!!

SPALDING RESPONDS... BAH, FUCK IT, WHO ARE WE KIDDING? I USED TO RAPE WOMBATS, THEN I RAPE DACKELS, NOW I RAPE YOU OoE^Mirage!!! muhahahahahahah (EVIL LAUGHTER)....

OoE^Mirage response:

BAH, FUCK IT, I'VE KNOWN YOU AND DACKEL HAS A 'THEEEENG GOIN OWN' 4 A LOWGN TYME!!!

EYE WHEEL SETUP A BRAD NEW CLAN, JUST FOR YOU SPALDING, YOU WILL LOVE IT! FROM NOW ON YOU ARE THE ONLY BOSS OF THIS CLAN, HERE I POST IT RIGHT BELOW HERE, TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT, JUST PWIMISE NOW MOW WOMBATS FFS... THAT'S JUST OFF...

MUHAHAHAH OWNT! (ASKIKASTRIKES AGAIN, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)

THE OFFICIAL ORDER OF THE ELITES BRAND NEW WEBSITE AS CREATED BY OoE^Spalding, FOR OoE^Spalding & Company:

CLICK HERE: NEW OoE^Spalding CLAN!!!

beat that noob, lol....